Due to an error in the faculty news my birthday failed to be lumped in amongst the masses of other birthdays this year. So, to correct this Jolene felt it prudent to send out an INDIVIDUALIZED notice to the entire staff making them aware of my birthday.
Awesome....
I cannot really express how indifferent I am about this day.
You are older, slower, probably a little fatter (even me), and inevitably a year closer to death....that is just science!
So why do we get all geeked up to celebrate this monotonous event?
You are not 5 anymore, so really the odds of getting a blow you away present are slim to none. And, after twenty one what is so exciting about this age? Steamrolling our way to incontinence and ED?
AWESOME......
This day is so overrated that I am going to try really hard to think of things that are MORE overrated then this day....and this list will be small I assure you!!
THINGS THAT ARE MORE OVERRATED THEN BIRTHDAYS:
-All things britney spears related (looks, music ect....)
-Teams with less then 10 wins getting into the NFL playoffs
-Tea (it is basically just a lighter sicker tasting coffee)
-diet caffeine free soda....really???brown, cancer causing water
-Splenda and all fake sweetners
-Cats
-PS3's
-being engaged.......all the nag of being married without the tax break
-Athletes that were dynamic and difference making college players that just suck in the pros...See chris wienke, ron dayne, tim couch, eric crouch, REX GROSSMAN
-Infomercials that are not action packed.......you better show me how to blend a chicken or to get gut busting abs in 35 minutes
-Light Mayo....Really......Mayo is basically fat....looks and tastes what I can only guess fat tastes like...by eating it you are basically signing on for fat...also goes for butter too.
-Snow....when it gets all crappy and brown...
-All sayings like "the early bird gets the worm"....these types of expressions are basically meant to condescend and deflate.
THAT WAS A TON OF WORK..
All more overrated then birthdays...but not by much
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